And here's a double post for Friday and Saturday. Isn't that wonderful??









This was a process that was actually quite simple. The trick to bureaucracy is to always have the correct forms (and the money for fees).

The nice lady at the post office was very helpful. Thank you, nice lady at the post office.























I had never eaten gourmet cupcakes before. Frosting was first rate; but the cake could have been better.

Double post today kids, since I was lazy yesterday.






The unfamiliar woman sitting in the back of my car had more dignity than six of me put together. I am sorry for her loss.


The Force of Nature provided a safe harbor from a storm of insensitivity.























...in the name of love.
...You're under arrest.
...touching me there.
...it!
...You're not doing it right.

It wasn't even that windy. Mine stayed firmly on my hair, though.

I am getting old.

Also, Happy 3rd Birthday do Jared.

Thanks for trying to keep me honest, fangirl. None of this works without that kind of support.



























I actually enjoyed my one tattoo experience. I'm hoping to get some more ink soon. Seems there was a certain Muse working on that project. Wonder what happened with that?

Which just goes to show that for Indiana Jones movies, No Nazis = The Suck

Also, can someone please do something about Spielberg's hard-on for aliens? Was the probe really that great?

Still, hard to turn down free money, huh.

I do need a new TV, though. Hmmm...

Also the west stairwell alternately smells like caramel or ass...or occasionally corn nuts.

The plumbing is f''ed up something fierce.

Been using the tool now for nearly 6 months and I just now figure this out?

I am a moron.

For the complete story, check the link here.

Good morning, Dear Readers. A double post today. Be sure to read all the way to the bottom for an exciting opportunity to inject your opinion!




An Einsten-Rosen bridge is also known as a wormhole. Still working on teleportation.















Okay, sports fans. I've been continuing this thing for about six months now. I want to go further; but to that, I'll need to change a couple things.

The first thing that needs to change is that I need to change the name of the site. "While Foamy Goodness" is a nice name, it is really close to (and might be confused with) the genius of Jonathan Mathers, the creator of "Ill Will Press" and "Foamy the Squirrel". Once you see the site, there's nothing really similar in content or design; but I'm pretty sure Foamy himself has uttered the line, "Foamy Goodness", so I don't want to be lifting that. I originally wanted to call the site "Quantum Foam"; but that name was taken. Soooo...I decided to dip in and try to come up with something a little more original. Immediately below, is a list of names I came up with:

Gravy With Teeth
Transcendental Bathroom Stall
Surplus Irony Supply
Dogged, Clogged, and Blogged
Illustrate This!
Spit Bubble Bath
Fishing With Kittens
Lemon Fresh Bricks
Sweaty Grip On Reality
Felonious Lint
Stand-In Sophocles
Itches And Tingles


Your job is to help me choose. There's a couple I'm partial to; but I want to hear your input. Just leave a response to this entry and let me know what you like. I won't guarantee that I'll use it; but I still want to hear what you think.

Second. I'm going to be looking into hosting this gig on another site. The folks at Google (and thus, Blogger) are great folks, and I can't complain about the freeness; but if I want to add more robust features like a forum, or better comic navigation, or fan shop, I'll have to look elsewhere. I'm hoping to be on a new service by the end of the year, but no promises.

Finally, I hope to be offering merchandise soon. I'll be taking some of my more generic toons (ones that have universal relevance, and not personal relevance), and making shirts and mugs and stuff. This is a VERY scary idea for me, but it might make me enough income to pay for a real site. Looking to Cafe' Press for this stuff probably, but we'll see.

Thanks always, kids, for reading. Let me know what you think!!

I suppose it could have been abuse. The milk chocolate guy was always a bit of a bastard.

A double post for you today, kids. Keepin' on, keepin' on.












Next time, I spring for seats which don't promote nose bleeds.

Not shown: The Ambivalent Witch of the South.


























I swear to God that he uses a longer finger every year.

Every chubby old guy with a grey ponytail is now the ghost of Gary Gygax.

"Do you want poutine with that?" probably sounds a lot prettier in French.

Sorry about the delay, boys and girls. The weekend was traveling and crazy; and I had a raid tonight. Here's the post. Better late than never, right? Right?







Brighteyes wants to claim the Force of Nature as her girlfriend so she can scam tickets from my Father-in-law. While this plan has certain...flaws...I think it's totally hawt.





















I warned the Force of Nature about this one. My grandmothers died in these places. I do not do well there. My support was shaky at best.





















It is a strange game played with shiny pieces and it baffles me.

Oddly enough, the arrows weigh very little.

Objects on head are larger than they appear.

I'm going out of town for the weekend kids. No computer until Sunday afternoon. You'll get three Foamys then, okay?

This one was inspired by esteemed web-cartoonist, J.J. Rowland.

This is a derivative work, right? Please don't sue me, J.J!

Lately, in an attempt to get exercise, I've taken to walking around our capitol building.

The outside is a mess. I wonder what the inside is like.

psst. click the image to see the animation...






My understanding is that we used to walk behind the wagons during the pilgrimages.

My ancestors were probably in much better shape.

A double post as promised, kids! Hope your weekend was as spiffy as mine was!











You simply must see "Iron Man". Best comic book movie EVER! Oh. And do stay until the end of the credits. You will cheer.




















Many congrats to my little brother who finally sheared his.

aaannnnd another great reason not to wander down to the call center when the phones are off the hook.

Apparently you can actually suck the nectar out of these things...

He endured the lecture and I ended up feeling older than ever.

This didn't used to be a thing.