For those of you with poor vision, here's what the tiny tiny text says:

Foamy Goodness is taking a break!

I'll be back in August with new toons and a more efficient posting schedule.

Thank you to all my loyal viewers!

Hearing is not my strong suit. Bat ears would have been more useful.

Oy! Another double post. What'cha gonna do?






Of course, this is with the hair down. From this angle, the pony-tail version simple doesn't render. My glasses stick to my face because of science!


















As best I can illustrate. This was some straight up X-files shit, Yo.

Vampiric trees. Brings a whole new meaning to "Bleeding Kansas".

Good Heavens, Miss Anna! You're beautiful!

Poetry in motion, and I'm still trying to find my driving goggles.

I honed what meager writing skills I claim on the fates of those that would poke around in the dark places of the world.

Another double post today kids. Trying something different. Pleased to have you along...








And Oh My God are there a LOT of new rules.






















Gotta get my mapping software back. Although good 'ol graph paper and a ruler do just fine.

Double post today, kids. Independence day business got me behind.





Well, they were outside. No ears were permanently damaged.





















I blew Chinese shit up too. Did you?

Still have all your fingers and toes?

There was no blood.

I thought I smelled acrid smoke, but it was nearing Independence Day.

Pepto-bismol has an amazing color resilience.

The Force of Nature did 1000 ab crunches in 10 minutes.

Sorry about all the late posts, kids. Filler has been replaced with actual content! Woot! Please check the archives to see the updated postings!







I am assured the tomes are free of darts and poison arrow frogs.

psst. Click the image to see the animation.







The red cracked flying disk was an insufficient ward.

Later, the Gorilla was found in a heap; the Freedom Eagle having secretly conspired with Jake for ultimate victory.

The acrid smell of gunpowder still hangs in the air.

Also, I cannot draw gorillas or eagles.

I really thought I'd be "white-knuckling" it more than I did. He'll get there. There was no screaming.

Alternatively, someone was moving the targets.

Well how do you like that. I must have needs to inflict a double post upon you today, as Blogger was down when I tried to dump a placeholder on you for yesterday. So here you go. Double-Foamy Goodness:








The motion picture stars Matt Damon as "The Troubadour".






















Stop me if you've heard this one: A Conservative, a Liberal, and a Moderate walk into a pub...

I'll miss the "Hippy Dippy Weatherman" and the guy with "Too much stuff".

Also..."Mongolian Cluster Fuck" is the BEST SWEAR EVER!

Where ever you are, G.C., thank you for the laughs.

"One of these things is not like the other!"

A double post for you today, kids. Sorry about missing Friday. I was a bit under the weather. I'm better now, though.







Sometimes it all gets a little overwhelming. Then your face gets wet.





















I'd like to pretend I'm more like Jack, but the Force of Nature says I have more Morgan in me than I'd care to admit. Yes, you need to see the movie to understand this completely.